If this is true (and I have no reason to doubt the good people at National Geographic on this matter)

...then how come the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't have a villain who is a mutant butterfly, who is always trying to hurt their feelings or make them sad in order to get them to cry, so he o…

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see this ad.

I didn't think anything could possibly dampen my enthusiasm for DC/IDW's Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, the first issue of which ships this week...in just two short days. But th…